From Swoon At Your Own Risk by Sydney Salter:
"I spot a kid about to snap a girl's swimsuit straps. "Hands to yourself!" The kid looks at me with wide-eyed innocence. "Yeah, well, I saw you!" Little perverts like him should be branded so girls like me won't try to date them in high school. I'm sure Kurt snapped swimsuits!
I tug my swimsuit up, shorts down. "Is there a single person here who isn't compelled to break the rules?" I say it too loud, and a couple of mom types glare at me like How dare you talk about my snot-dripping cuties?"
Hope that got a few chuckes. :)
*This is from an ARC so it may be subject to change.